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Sun, Mar. 22nd, 2009, 04:38 pm
I made cookies from hell.

I have this innate talent...for making food taste horrible.  It seems like ever since I've had the ability to cook something I in turn also exercise my talent to burn it.  I've followed recipes word for word, and now I'm beginning to think that either the recipes I have are horrible, or that I have some kind of curse.  The cookie curse.

Sun, Mar. 15th, 2009, 10:30 pm
Rejoice, Salvation is Near...

Had the run in from hell with a teacher at school who mysteriously "lost" my assignments.  She said she was going to make sure I failed her class.  To which I replied "...".  After consulting with le program head though, she suddenly "found" my assignments.  Funny how that works.

1 more assignment to go...whoowee!!  I am happy happy balls happy.

So...husband person has decided to say a whole bunch of unnecessary things like "If I wasn't with "wife" I would totally be with you." and "I'd leave "wife" in a heartbeat for you.".  Turns out "wife" is cheating on him.  But he's forgiven her, the great douche waffle.  Whatever...eff.  I'm so over it.  I resolve from now on to be involved in relationships with the emotional complexity of a teaspoon.  I'm tired of this stupid carousel of dating that goes on in my town.  Just want to settle down with someone of the "non-psychotic" persuasion.  It might be impossible.  But then again,

What beauty is there that is not without some measure of strangeness?

All that's left of this term is field placement.  REJOICE.

P.S. Anyone ever heard of Zero Punctuation's game reviews?  He's a genius. 
P.S.S. Rock climbing is the new black.

Oscaire Eclaire

Mon, Mar. 9th, 2009, 11:08 pm
Welcome to hell, you're gonna burn in here.

Ever seen that Home Movies episode where Brendon, Melissa and Jason go to summer camp and it's a "disgusting hell hole"?  That was my weekend.  Minus the summer camp.

I apparently have an ear infection and strep throat.  Good times.
I'm in a couple group projects at school...and I totally understand my group mates wanting to annihilate me for my absense.  Christ effing jesus, my immune system is the bane of my existance.  I just want to be done this term...  They called and texted me non stop after I told them I was sick.  Can I not have a moment's peace where I'm not involved in their constant bickering?!  It goes like this.  I am a buffer between two group mates who for some reason have decided they hate each other.  I like both of these people and want nothing to do with it.  Thus I am bombarded with constant hate mail/text/IM/phone calls.

Also...husband person proposes a threesome.  UH.  NO.  I don't roll that way.  EVER.  I want a relationship with one person thank you very much.  Emotions are complex enough in a single person relationship.  And then there's the whole scheming/jealousy/lack of equality in relationship thing...  That is effed.  I'm trying to get as far away from it as possible at the mo (meanwhile my heart is all smooshed feeling because I really genuinely liked this person).  It's hard to find good people in E-Town. Ya hear?!

Art art art art...I miss you.  Nom nom nom.

Fri, Mar. 6th, 2009, 02:14 am
Sick,sick, sick.

Why do these effing things always happen to me?
Fall for the dude with the wife.  Good job Oscar, ten points.  Someone told me once that I'm attracted to people who are unattainable.  But I didn't intend for this to happen.  And I certainly didn't know about the whole wife thing until after the case.  People should wear signs.  It will save me the effing trouble of putting myself out on the line and being skinned alive emotionally.

In non-emo news:
I am almost done this term. My spring courses cost me 2 grand.  Have to take out student loan nexties.  Applied for a dozen bursaries/scholarships etc...  Hopefully my nerd GPA will get me SOMETHING to support my education.  Still 2 more years to go and I'm ALREADY burnt out.  Hohum.  I'll figure it out.  I'll work my ass off if I have to to pay for school.  For once, I have found something that satisfies me, and that I'm good at.  It's appalling how many high risk kids are in Alberta, alongside those in poverty (16.9%).  For a country that ranks in the top 10 for best standard of living, Canada is just scraping along.  Way to go effing Conservative government with their "oooh, inequality will drive the economy".  In my opinion, if people are valued and socially supported (quality childcare, good social nets and education programs), then they are intrinsically motivated to be productive.  But that's just me.  And apparently my "communist hippie" views (What the hell is a communist hippie...).

I miss artage...I truly do.  School is kicking my ass though.  I haven't drank coffee black since I was 18.  I had two cups tonight to stay awake to finish some papers.  Yaaay me.  And today my program's grad committee (ie. 5 girls), demanded everyone pay 50 dollars to throw into the pot for a hall, DJ and catering.  Ha effing HA!  Good luck ladies.  Hate to be dismal, but I think you're the only ones going.

<3 Dethklok's second album... please come out soon.  I love Brendon Small so much it hurts.



Sat, Feb. 21st, 2009, 07:39 pm

Saturday night seems like a good night to start an lj account...
I am joined by pizza (veggieroni),  Home Movies Season 3, and my cat.

Last saturday at the Mead Hall involved so much exiting of my social comfort zone that this saturday requires me to make up for it. Hurrhurr.  Oh speed metal dating...what a concept.